The Circle of Willis

Feeling thirsty? Perhaps you can quench your needs with refreshing Knowledge.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 23:26:41 +0000

Harold runs much.

jaleebcaru — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 16:35:42 +0000

jaleebcaru — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:45:05 +0000

It’s 10 AM, do you Know where your Knowledge are?

jaleebcaru — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:53:56 +0000

No on Knows where tomorrow grows. It certainly shows that no one Knows.

jaleebcaru — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:26:20 +0000

Willis has requested I inform you that he will be briefly absent as he continues his month long mourning period for the great Mary Travers that he started last week.

jaleebcaru — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:38:05 +0000

Knowing people is like Knowing potatoes. Knowing people is not like Knowing how to eat potatoes.

jaleebcaru — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:37:48 +0000

There are nineteen boxes in perfect place right now. Nineteen. Yet you do nothing. The blinded are bliss by the bliss of being blind. Be bold, be blindless. I have faith in you. Willis does too.

jaleebcaru — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:31:42 +0000

Theories are like third eyes. Everybody’s got one.

jaleebcaru — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:04:24 +0000

There is so much sewage beneath you, yet you let it pass by like clouds in the sky. Do not.

jaleebcaru — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:21:20 +0000

Knowing when to walk away and Knowing when to run is not all you need to Know.

jaleebcaru — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:10:43 +0000

The more you Know, right? WRONG. Learn to Know better first.

jaleebcaru — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:59:58 +0000

Due to unforeseen circumstances surrounding Willis’ overwhelming burden of extreme Knowledge he had taken respite in an undisclosed, underground location North of Alaska. He has since returned in full form and is ready to continue spreading the Knowledge more Knowledgeably than ever.

Willis thanks you all for your kind letters and well wishes as well as your patience and looks forward to serving you coninued Knowledge via this portal to his mind. Additionally, he plans on adding an area where you can directly ask him specific questions, indirectly through me; Jaleeb Caru: Current P.D.S.T.K.

jaleebcaru — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:52:51 +0000

“Destroyed [you] people are. Destroyed [you] people are. Destroyed…for a lack…of knowledge.”

jaleebcaru — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:44:48 +0000

Just because someone’s bigger than you doesn’t mean they’re better than you. Though it is possible that they are both bigger and better than you. If this is the case, being more better may be the solution if you can be better enough.

jaleebcaru — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:37:12 +0000

Even the stucco on the wall is right twice a day.

jaleebcaru — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:40:44 +0000

Greatness can only be achieved by being great and doing great things. Therefore, be more greater.

jaleebcaru — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:15:32 +0000

If at all possible, one should avoid reading underwater.

jaleebcaru — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:43:55 +0000

Never Knowing never helps anything, not ever.

jaleebcaru — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:32:29 +0000

The Earth is a planet just like any other, only it’s this particular planet on which we reside.

jaleebcaru — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:30:05 +0000

The next C.O.W.S.O.K. (Circle of Willis Seminars of The Knowledge) has at long last been scheduled for April 24th at the Mabry Inn in beautiful Portalis, NM. All followers are welcomed. Participation is encouraged but not mandatory, though the Knowledge to be gained from the mind of Willis may make you feel like your attendance is required.

Additional essential information has been sent to you all via appropriate channels.

This is shaping up to be the most Knowledgeable one yet! We look forward to seeing and learning you all.

jaleebcaru — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 11:29:24 +0000

The size of one’s shoe not always dictates the size of one’s foot.

jaleebcaru — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:34:52 +0000

Knowing you are a failure is often more important than not Knowing you are a success.

jaleebcaru — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:44:27 +0000

Anyone that Knows anything about anything understands the importance of owning at least one really nice hat.

jaleebcaru — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:59:14 +0000

Home is where the Willis is and / or your dwelling.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:20:04 +0000

All the circus can do is distract you from reality with the exception of the reality that you’re at the circus.

jaleebcaru — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:10:42 +0000

There is a difference between information and Knowledge beyond the fact that they are not spelled nor pronounced the same way. Knowing that difference may make you wiser, but wisdom does not make you more Knowledgeable.

jaleebcaru — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:04:34 +0000

Some things are fundamentally wrong sometimes. Other times, not so much.

jaleebcaru — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:11:32 +0000

Knowing how to do something is far more important than having had done something. Had you done something without Knowing how, you’ve gained nothing beyond the something you’ve done.

jaleebcaru — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:09:44 +0000

Sailing is an unacceptable way to learn anything except how to sail.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:10:29 +0000

Do more things, more often and more better.

Mission Statement

thecircleofwillis — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:26:34 +0000

The purpose of the Circle of Willis is simple: Through The Knowledge, Willis helps it’s members to become better assets to the world. It’s members help it’s followers to become better assets to the world. It’s followers help the rest of the world to become better assets to the world. The world is a better place.

All Willis statements are posted by the P.D.S.T.K. appointed by Willis. To learn more about the P.D.S.T.K. please visit the about us page.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:20:09 +0000

Cramps are a result of a tired heart, be more improved when being yourself.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:19:45 +0000

Generally, the best answer to the question presented to you is the one you least consider.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:19:13 +0000

Challenges are like dental floss.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:18:45 +0000

Understanding and The Knowledge is free to own, but you must work for it.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:18:26 +0000

Questions deserve answers but not all answers should be questioned.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:17:58 +0000

Falling is identical to rising, only upside-down.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:17:21 +0000

A man once asked me to teach him how and I did so, but only after asking why. His reason was unintelligible.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:16:35 +0000

Karl is the 32^nd least used name for an English attorney.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:16:18 +0000

Seldom will you get to embrace what you are possessing.

jaleebcaru — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:16:02 +0000

Fear is a side-effect of ignorance. The Knowledge is the only solution.